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Johnny Damon's father, on the departure of the Red Sox third best hitter to the Yankees:

"Mark it down: It's going to be another Babe Ruth. They sent Johnny off just like they sent off Babe Ruth. It's going to be another big, big mistake. They made the biggest mistake of their lives."

Even the ESPN News anchors were laughing at the old man last night.