NEWS ALERT

Whatever

I certainly do not mean to belittle the death of former Giant Jose Uribe, but seriously, does his unfortunate death merit a breaking news alert on CNN.com? I guess we can expect CNN to keep us informed of the unfortunate passing of all light-hitting, slick-fielding 80's shortstops. I guess that good news for Rafael Santana fans, should the unfortunate happen.

I also find the juxtaposition of the Uribe news with the main story below sort of amusing.

And yes, I'm a bastard.