Oh, Great

SPORTING GOODS

The Colts-Bears was the 2nd most watched Super Bowl in history. We can now look forward to the NFL rules committee, with a little pressure from above, doing what they can to get the Colts back to the Super Bowl.

Here are some suggestions:
-To avoid inclement weather, all playoff games must be played in a dome (replacing original suggestion of games postponed in the event of snow).
-5-yard legal contact area reduced to 5 inch legal contact area.
-Multiple receivers can go in motion, CFL style.
-Teams get a point each time their quarterback shows up in a commercial during the broadcast.
-Teams lose a point for each supermodel/smoking hot actress the QB has dated.
-Ty Law and Asante Samuel may not play for the Patriots (though they probably don't need a rule for that to happen)

I'm sure the Colts new shamless ploy of having their offensive line jump if a defensive player goes into the neutral zone will go unaddressed.