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ESPN.com's #2 headline right now reads: "Pujols angered at La Russa for All-Star benching"

Other headlines they could have gone with:
"National League fans angered at La Russa for Pujols All-Star benching"
"Fans of entertaning baseball angered at La Russa for Pujols All-Star benching"
"Mets, Brewers, Padres, Dodgers angered at 3rd-place La Russa for Pujols All-Star benching"
"Red Sox, Tigers, Indians, Angels send flowers to moron"

Bases loaded, 2 outs, 1-run game, bottom of the 9th. The drama, the excitement, the...what the hell is Pujols doing on the bench while Orlando Hudson and Aaron Rowand take turns at the plate!?!?!