Moon over Briarcliff Manor
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Having held my breath at a number of graduation exercises, wondering if any untoward activities would surface, I suppose I can rest assured that something like this will never occur at any graduation exercises I attend.Perhaps the worst part of the story is the moron's defense of his action by someone who's obviously his mother. Given her mindset, it's obvious that Mr. Turano is genetically cursed.
posted by monocle at 6/26/2008 07:56:00 AM
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"Sadly, your behavior embarrassed, disgraced and dishonored only yourself," [the principal ] wrote. "I deeply resent the fact that the Briarcliff community will have to erase the ugliness of your despicable act from what should be a completely beautiful memory that enriches their lives."
Isn't this a little much. I agree that it is inappropriate, lame, selfish and a bunch of other adjectives but "despicable." Are we really exercising moral indignation over a self-absorbed, self-obsessed, 18 year-old? I guess so. Seems like the principal would do a better job "erasing" the memory by not being so morally indignant about it.
What I really don't understand is why Mr. Turano had to "lower his pants." If he was really planning ahead wouldn't he have just worn the gown sans pants?
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