Run for your lives!

MANIFESTO

By now readers may be aware that, sure enough, David Pollitt's GPS device malfunctioned, and he never did leave the grounds of his sister's Southbury home.

This hasn't stopped Governor Clubwoman from more hysteria, insisting that the state now do everything within its power to ensure that the technology (Query: Can she open her own e-mail?) works so that Connecticut's streets can be made safe for its clubwomen.