And here I thought he was dead

MANIFESTO

A former POTUS reared his empty head last evening, and, lo and behold,

repeated Dick Cheney's assertion that their enhanced interrogation program was legal and garnered valuable information that prevented future terrorist attacks.

In an argument that was reminiscent of 2005, the legal scholar stated,

"The first thing you do is ask, what's legal?" he said. "What do the lawyers say is possible? I made the decision, within the law, to get information so I can say to myself, 'I've done what it takes to do my duty to protect the American people.' I can tell you that the information we got saved lives."

Shorter version: If the president says it's legal, it's not a crime.