"A complete failure"

UNIVERSAL REMOTE

Another item I don't want to find in my stocking in a few months ...

Bob Dylan has just released—of all things—a Christmas album.

You might think that as he enters the sixth decade of his career, with 34 studio albums and countless live recordings to his credit, Dylan couldn't come up with anything to surprise us anymore. Well, he just found something.

Unfortunately, when it comes to the music, the album is a complete failure.

I've actually heard some snippets of the album on NPR, and to say it's hideous is to give it too much credit.