Today's self-loathing homosexual story

MANIFESTO

Ever since the days of the odious Roy Cohn, I've been amused by the hoops conservative male homosexuals jump through as they try to retain their popularity with their political ilk by arguing that their sexual preference doesn't exist.

I'll take a bit of a wide stance here and point out that today's example of this phenomenon starts here, links to here, and ends with a bang here.