Quote of the Day

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"She's running for the Senate now so I'm not going to hold her accountable for anything she did in the past."

— Holy Joe on why he might support Linda Crotchkicker for Senate in the fall

Wow. It doesn't get any stupider than this, although Senator Sanctimony has pretty much explained his own modus operandi: Viz., US Senators don't have to be accountable for their actions—even if they involve sleaze, gratuitous violence, and the excessive use of controlled substances.

He's got to be hoping the state's voters agree with this incredibly fatuous idea when his own turn to run comes up in 2012.