First Review This Is

UNIVERSAL REMOTE

My friend The Mama Papa saw the goods from Lucas last night at the midnight show and here is the first review:

It was good. We actually wound up at Union Square not the Ziegfield like I thought. There were plenty of light sabers, though no painted alien ladies like I saw on the news. The energy was just awesome and long lines for the boys room for once.

Movie was satisfying. Started out slow, bad romantic dialogue, but ended up awesome and tied things together so well. Pretty violent. Spoiler Alert: He turns in Darth Vader. Wanted you to be prepared.

Now, we can get on with our lives.

The last line says it all.