Hmm... I wonder

manifesto

So not only do I have to now read the disingenuous writing of David Brooks, but I also have to read the NY Times' new columnist, John Tierney. Mr. Tierney writes about Mrs. Bush's acceptance of her husband's former unintentional masturbation of farm animals. For Mr. Tierney, this proves that Republicans aren't humorless pricks. For others, it simply proves that Repubs are, at the very least, hypocritical pricks.

NOTE: "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys, that's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." PLAY THE NAME THE MOVIE GAME IN THE COMMENTS.