Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Why Shaq is better than Kobe

Manifesto

So Shaq is driving around Miami at 3 a.m. and he hears a guy make homophobic insults to a couple on the street. He then sees the guy get out of his car and throw a bottle, hitting one of the men. What does Shaq do? He tails the homophobic cretin and alerts a police officer, who promptly arrests the bastard for aggrevated assault and assault with a deadly weapon.

This just days after Shaq and his family personally lead an effort to get supplies to Hurrican Katrina victims by hiring tractor-trailers to shuttle supplies, with Shaq loading many of the trailers himself.

What more can you say? He's everything we say public figures should be.

3 Comments:

Blogger Yossarian said...

Shaq really is awesome. You can't say enough about the guy.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005 11:12:00 AM  
Blogger Chill said...

I prefer lead like a lead wait. Aside from it being wholly incorrect and stupid. Thanks for the heads up. I imagine that I've made this error before.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005 5:09:00 PM  
Blogger Chill said...

(Note: the wait instead of weight was intentional. Thanks)

Wednesday, September 14, 2005 5:09:00 PM  

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