Brokebackwards Island

MANIFESTO

The lovely country in which I got married has decided to ban Brokeback Mountain from theaters.

Apparently when making a remark about the right to marry during our rehearsal dinner I was risking getting thrown off the island. Bahamians seem to be so happy and laid-back, who knew they would be so uptight? One more reason to avoid "Paradise Island," no matter how cool Atlantis looks.