I'm not saying she's a whore

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Something decidedly not to look forward to:

Neil Cavuto, a long-time Fox News business anchor, is the network's Man of the Moment. Fox ... announced on Thursday the worst-kept secret in the media world: that it expects to launch the Fox Business Channel in the fourth quarter. And Cavuto is leading the charge. He'll supervise FBC on a day-to-day basis.

This would be the same Neil Cavuto who's so famous (and so hideous) that he's had a new kind of punctuation mark named after him. Hoo boy.