Desperation

MANIFESTO

President Petulant held a news conference this morning, which I'll write about presently. Obviously, now that things aren't going his way, he feels the need to scold the Democrats pretty regularly. What a disgrace.

Anyway, not having seen it or much about it, I suspect that Attaturk is correct when he states,

“Surge is working”
“We’re making progress”
“Evildoers”
“Things are better”
“Baghdad is safer”
“Ah’m the Commander-in-Chief” (it says so on mah jackets)
“9/11″
“9/11″
“Working, is the surge”
“Telling ‘the enemy’ when were leaving”
“Ah want mah money in a clean bill”
“Gregory”
“Thanks for that softball Mike Allen”

There, no need to watch it now, those are all the things that will be said.

I'll check to see just how accurate this turns out to be.