What he's against

MANIFESTO

Given the fact that a significant majority of Americans disapprove of the job Feckless Leader is doing, it stands to reason that they'd also look askance at the campaign and political strategies of the Bushies. Nevertheless, Senator Septuagenarian has bought into such nefarious tactics—perhaps because he was their victim in 2000.

Times have changed, however—although someone who doesn't know that Czechoslovakia is no longer extant might not be aware of it—and the days of gratuitous and irrelevant attack ads might have passed for a while. Certainly the PRERPREN is all too willing to play by the old rules no matter how foolish he appears in doing so.