The Boss's Regret

SPORTING GOODS

Apparently, fellow Jersey Shore native, Bruce Springsteen, will perform during the Super Bowl's meretricious halftime this evening. I assume my old thespian buddy from high school, Steve Van Zandt, will join him for such a prestigious gig.

Coincidentally, Mr. Springsteen is now ruing his decision to lie down with dogs.

Mr. Springsteen would be well advised to revisit lyrics of his own making:

Now Main Street's whitewashed windows and vacant stores
Seems like there ain't nobody wants to come down here no more ...

Or is integrity too much to ask of rock icons?