Letterman

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I love David Letterman, but every once in a while Letterman and his writers just mail in the monologue. (Actually, this happens a lot more than I would care to admit.) Often, they set up a joke and then miss a great punchline for something more pedestrian. Tonight the set-up is about how lifelike the wax dolls are at Madame Toussaud's Wax Museum. "They are so life-like the Michael Jackson wax figure looks fake." That was tonight's final joke.

My attempt: they are so life-like, only those 18 and older are allowed to see the Michael Jackson wax figure.