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FOOD FIGHT

As I'm sure everyone knows, the FBI is currently digging around a farm in Milford, Michigan looking for the remains of late Teamster President Jimmy Hoffa. Well, it seems the folks of Milford (po. 6,300) are having a little fun with all the attention. In addition to the 95-cent (!) cupcakes being offered by the Milford Baking Company, an art store is selling T-shirts for $15 that read "The F.B.I. Digs Milford, Do You?"

This is great stuff. Here's to hoping they find Hoffa rolled up in that carpet and the town of Milford will be forever known as the answer to one of the great mysteries of the 20th century.