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So, what is the best job in New York? Some might say it is mayor, as you can be a daily positive force in the greatest city in the world. Others might argue that being a DJ at Score's is the best job, or maybe the Sommelier at a restaurant like Per Se, or the guy who changes the colored lights on the Empire State Building, or analyst of pharmaceuticals and biotech which I hear is a lot of fun.

But to me, the best job in New York is whatever the hell Carl Pavano's job is.
Let's review.

Salary: $8,000,000
Office location: Home dugout, Yankee Stadium.
Job demands: Occasionally throw a baseball. Tell someone it hurts. Rest.
Job perks: Front row seat to all games; occasionally play wingman to Derek Jeter (I'm only guessing, Carl must have skills considering he dated Alyssa Milano).
Job risks: Bruised left buttocks. Getting in way of random rage of Randy Johnson or Gary Sheffield. Getting booed, if anyone actually could recognize that you are still a member of the team.

Seriously, it doesn't get much better than that. Get paid millions to sit around and watch baseball games. My submission for the best job in New York.