Fun with Dick & George

MANIFESTO

Are Cheney and the Boy King on the outs? It's the big rumor everyone is whispering about.

Personally, I think it all sounds a little too good to be true. I think Cheney has been absent because he is mad with power and works when he feels like it. Or as my friend GH says, "he's an android and has to go in for periodic recharging."

Update (10/11/2005 9:08 a.m.): Our good friend Monocle points us to a similar piece from Nora Ephron from a couple of weeks a go. Check it out.